out of the mouths..

This morning.

Bliss: "Ewww mom, is that coffee?"

Me: "Yes it is."

Bliss: "But mooooommm."

Me: "What?"

Bliss: "You're pregnant (said perfectly but very slowly), you can't have coffee, it is bad for the baby."

Me: "Bliss I can have a cup every once in a while, but thank you for taking such good care of me and the baby, I will take it back to the kitchen and stop drinking it now. You are such a wonderful little boy."

Bliss: "OK mama."

Me: (In my mind only) ...How the hell does he know that at 4 years old???